A Dark Reflection

Sometimes I feel like my reflection hates me. He just stares back at me with that stupid look on his face. IT DRIVES ME INSANE! He mocks me. Doing everything I do. I feel like I am on the brink of madness. Is this madness? I think my reflection wants to communicate with me. But i'm unsure. When I try to, he just mimics what I do. Then I get upset. Then I try to punch him. It doesn't work. This makes me sad. Eventually I give up trying and then go look up pictures of funny kittens on the internet. I like kittens. Do you like kittens? I didn't think so, because you are a communist.